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Snakes on a Plane.

On the plane

Creative Commons License photo credit: Matti Mattila

A conversation on a Thai-airways flight from bangkok to London mid august 2008 approximately 6am many miles above central Europe.  Mark wakes up from a Valium induced stupor still groggy and not quiet in contact with reality.

Gentleman seated beside Mark: “Where are you from?”

Mark: “Ireland, where are you from?”

Gent: “The Philippines. Where are you going?”

Mark: “To Ireland and you?”

Gent: “To Ecuador, to work on boat. I work on boats as cook, 20 years.”

Mark: “Whow long journey”

Sailer: “Yes fly from Manila to Bangkok to London to Spain to Equador.”

Mark: “Jesus thats a seriously long journey”

Sailer: “You been to Philippines”

Mark: “No”

Sailer: “Philippines girl have very small pussy.”

Sailor makes demonstrative gesture with his hand.
Mark: “Oh really? Yea thats pretty sweet.”

Sailer: “You go to Philippines you get many girlfriend, Irish boy have
big penis, maybe not all fit in.”

Mark :”Well I don’t know about that now”

Sailer: “I used to have a Irish friend on the boat young boy like you
maybe 22 year old and he would let hold his penis at night. Do u have big penis? 6 inches? Can I hold it? You make it hard and I
hold it, you are my friend, it ok, no-one see…”

Mark: “Ah…yea, no actually, it’s cool, I’d prefer if we didn’t do that.”

Sailer: “ok ok no problem my friend.”

Mark drifts back into his stupor holding complimentary cushion over crouch.

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